We’ve got some things going on around here in the next couple of weeks! I’ve also managed to catch a miserable cold that includes a croupy chest, clogged sinuses, and a low-grade fever. Can I list it out for you?
Wednesday: Get my hair cut and highlighted (because it has grown so long and dark that I look like a Gothic hippie), undergo the humiliation of another spray tan, and pack to leave for Dothan. Make a late-night drive with both girls, still covered in spray-tan gook.
Thursday: Help handle all the little details we have surely neglected for Caroline’s (that’s my sister if anybody is new around here) wedding. This would include an inspection of the house (where we grew up) to see if a man (my Dad) is truly capable of rendering it spiffy enough to host a wedding reception, without the help of a woman (my Mom). I know you’ve “got it,” Dad, but I’ve been a little nervous 🙂
Also, go to my grandmother’s house where she is hopefully going to help me with the dilemma that BOTH of my bridesmaid’s dresses have grown a little snug. She said we’d try a girdle first, before she starts cutting breathing holes 🙂
Friday: We’re supposed to have a bridesmaid’s lunch and do all sorts of little funnities…but I’m worried we’re going to be doing yard work on the aforementioned house 🙂 Rehearsal and rehearsal dinner. Any good speech ideas?? And I might add that Jeremiah is singing and Pace is a flower girl…another reason my stomach is cramping right now at the thought of all that could go wrong.
Saturday: Caroline and Riley’s wedding!
Sunday-Wednesday: Clean up and recover.
Thursday: Go back for another spray tan, because it will have been over a week and what kind of state will my tan be in at this point?! I’m going to get addicted aren’t I?
Friday: Rehearsal and Rehearsal dinner for Lindsay’s wedding! Again, any good speech ideas?
Saturday morning: DAD AND KONIE GET MARRIED! and we go to brunch with our NEW FAMILY to celebrate.
Saturday afternoon: Lindsay’s bridesmaids’ lunch and pictures.
Saturday night: Lindsay and Jon Mark’s wedding!
Does anybody else feel like they’re developing an ulcer? Today, I have pledged to do my taxes–at least that will be one less thing making my heart beat fast–and start a Z-pack to knock out this cold and give me some energy. Seriously though, I am so excited and blessed by all three events…I just wish they weren’t happening so close together 🙂